May 2013
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BALLS
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
equiuszahhot:
“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*
figurants:
altering your vocabulary to exclude harmful terms makes the world a more enjoyable and safe place for you and the people around you and also it is not very hard trust me i did it and i don’t do much
“I often think that I don’t have a single new idea in my head. But the big...”
– Brian Eno (via orbynredenbacher)
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countgackula:
I only really relate to women. guys are smelly poo-heads.
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“I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way.”
– Simone de Beauvoir (via moonbrains)
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I just want someone with whom I can share my experiences
you’d think that wouldn’t be too much to ask but apparently it is
god damn it I have a test tomorrow I can’t afford to get sad now
fucking fuck
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Sometimes it feels as if I died a long time ago and my every inner turmoil- every dream, every ache, every sorrow- is but the listless teeming of maggots and beetles and worms picking ancient bones clean.
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“Why do you have to shit on every movie? Why can’t you just sit back and enjoy...”
– David Wong (via kvothetheraving)
“How could (your body) be so delicious if not by virtue of the speech which it...”
– Pierre Klossowski, Le Souffleur (via torturegardens)
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If you’re on tumblr and you blog about your non-internet friends and your life and generally make it clear that you’re not socially maladjusted chances are I’m absolutely terrified of you
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
I know next to nothing about intercourse but I’m pretty sure that if my partner tried to have sex with me first thing in the morning I would punch them in the face and go get myself some breakfast
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I should have done something worthwhile tonight but instead I’ve just listened to America by Simon and Garfunkel and felt my heart being torn out of my chest
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“A poem begins with a lump in the throat.”
– Robert Frost (via scabpicker)
Introvert tips: people are much less likely to bother you after you’ve eaten a whole jar of pickled onions
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I want a pistol in my hand I wanna go to a different land
so I saw gatsby last night. My thoughts on it:
I need to read the book
Elizabeth Debicki is ludicrously hot
I ship Nick and Gatsby hardcore
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alltowerswillfall:
RYAN LAMBERT IS SUCH A FUCKFACE I HOPE HIS RECTUM CATCHES FIRE
and he keeps getting worse GOD
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RYAN LAMBERT IS SUCH A FUCKFACE I HOPE HIS RECTUM CATCHES FIRE
fuck you simon and garfunkel your songs hurt me
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“The real damage is done by those millions who want to ‘survive.’ The honest men...”
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Sophie Scholl
Sophie Scholl, Hans Scholl, and other members of the White Rose were arrested on - February 22 - 70 years ago for distributing anti-Nazi leaflets. Four days later, Sophie, Hans, and Christoph Probst were found guilty of treason and executed hours later.
(via inthecolliednight)
porndirector:
if ur not going to send nudes at least like explain to me what they look like
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THAT WAS A GOOD SEASON FINALE
won’t be looking at my dash until i’ve watched The Name of the Doctor.
Layne Staley’s voice does things to me
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Anonymous asked: I love your writing the way I love Kafka & Vonnegut
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Anonymous asked: Become a brilliant and sassy genius like Paracelsus; I know you can
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I have issues.